Hope you have a good excuse for this one.

Hope you weren’t planning on stopping at just one watch.

If you can handle this, you can handle anything!

Should I grab the oil or stroke raw for you today

You thought you had self-control? That’s cute.

Building anticipation one motion at a time

Teasing mercilessly, dragging out every moment

I know something you don’t… but you can.

I almost couldn’t handle the final moments

I wasn’t expecting this to be my best one yet

You’re not supposed to be here… but now you are.

I had no idea I could go this long

You weren’t ready for this—but here it is anyway.